turning straight girls gayer by the second
I will make you food for a whole year ladies if you give me a sexy fucking lap dance
WAIT HOLD ON. I have seen this on my dash but you mean to tell me the girl getting the lap dance is straight? Oh hell no.
God I love being a lesbian.
How does that girl have such good self control?! After the first 30 seconds we’d be doing it.
so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces
like, those yellow ones
and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”
this is why i didn’t pursue art
OH MY FUCKING GOD